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Quotable Wisdoms

• Better to be thought of as a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. -- Abraham Lincoln

• A society that will trade a little liberty for a little order will lose both, and deserve neither. -- Thomas Jefferson

• Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new. -- Albert Einstein

• A man who stands for nothing will fall for anything. -- Malcolm X

• Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. -- Albert Einstein

• Get the facts first. You can distort them later. -- Mark Twain
  
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education - Mark Twain
  
• Imagination is more important than knowledge - A. Einstein
  
• If you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.

• Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants to see us happy. -- -Benjamin Franklin

• My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right. -- Ashleigh Brilliant

• I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. -- A. Whitney Brown

• Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it. -- Sam Levenson

• Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance. -- Confucius

• Just trust yourself, then you will know how to live. -- Goethe

• Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do...so...Explore. Dream. Discover. -- Mark Twain

• He that is of the opinion money will do everything may well be suspected of doing everything for money. -- Ben Franklin

• The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it. -- Franklin P. Jones

• Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together. -- G.C. Lichtenberg

• Plunge boldly into the thick of life! -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

• What does not destroy me, makes me stronger. -- Nietzsche

• Well done is better than well said. -- Benjamin Franklin

• Life is just one damned thing after another. -- Elbert Hubbard

• Never bolt your door with a boiled carrot. -- Irish Proverb

• A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices. -- William James

• Truth never hurts the teller. -- Robert Browning

• It takes me along time to lose my temper, but once lost I could not find it with a dog. -- Twain's Notebook, 1894

• Often times, the things you hate most in others are things you see in yourself. -- Anonymous

• A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain. -- Mark Twain

• Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. -- Mark Twain

• Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. -- Mark Twain

• "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics." -- Mark Twain quoting Disraeli

• The mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open. -- Unknown

• Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed. -- Charles Schultz

• Reality is just a crutch for people that can't handle CyberSpace!! -- Hank Duderstadt

• 640K ought to be enough for anybody. -- Bill Gates, 1981

• I have never been lost, but I will admit to being confused for several weeks. -- Daniel Boone

• You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep. -- Navajo Proverb

• First they came for the hackers. But I never did anything illegal with my computer, so I didn't speak up. Then they came for the pornographers. But I thought there was too much smut on the Internet anyway, so I didn't speak up. Then they came for the anonymous remailers. But a lot of nasty stuff gets sent from anon.penet.fi, so I didn't speak up. Then they came for the encryption users. But I could never figure out how to work PGP anyway, so I didn't speak up. Then they came for me. And by that time there was no one left to speak up. -- Alara Rogers, Aleph Press

• Everyone takes the limits of his own vision for the limits of the world. -- Arthur Schopenhauer

• Politics is the art of preventing people from busying themselves with what is their own business. -- Paul Valery

• When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. -- Sherlock Holmes

• Lawyers are like other people - fools on the average; but it is easier for an ass to succeed in that trade than any other. -- Sam Clemens of Hannibal, Dixon Wecter

• Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time he will pick himself up and continue on as though nothing had happened. -- Winston Churchill

• What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin -- Mark Twain